We here at Political Farts have come up with a comprehensive solution for the immigration problem that we have in the United States.  There have been many ideas that have been bantered about for quite some time.  Some people think that we should give blanket amnesty to those that are currently here while others think that everyone that is here illegally should be deported.  We believe that the final solution should utilize the buddy system.  Here is how it would work:

Everyone that is currently in the United States illegally would join the Legal Immigrant Buddy System(LIBS) and the system would find a legal immigrant buddy for them.  The legal and illegal immigrant would first meet, perhaps over coffee or grabbing a burger, and they would share stories about their lives and how they got to this country.  Since the legal immigrant had to spend a lot of time and money to become a citizen, the two would come up with a plan to split the costs.  This way, the legal immigrant would get a rebate for the amount of money they spent and the illegal immigrant would share part of the burden of becoming a United States Citizen. 

Thoughts?